Saturday

baseball talk on a smart phone

...and some other random chitchat, but mostly its about baseball because well I like to watch baseball, and I like to chat Dustbuster about it.  Sometimes though, autocorrect doesn't like baseball players names.

me
Why did futile have that oven mitt on?
12:56 PM

Dustbuster
I didn't see it

me

I knew you are a terribly fan and don't watch
He had a big mitten on over his batting glub
When he was on base
1:00 PM

Dustbuster
Wooooohoo
me
Don't pretend you are watching
Dustbuster
I always pretend

me
That guy just missed the ball
Dustbuster
he did that last time we played them too
1:09 PM

me

Its was nice that Freese got a hr on hims birfday
1:15 PM
Dustbuster
Woop taxi is on fire
me
I hope a taxi has a fire extinguisher, but yay for Yadi's hr! he's on fire!
1:56 PM
me
Haha that weirdo commentator is lolling about that old guy..harharharharhar he is SO FUNNY
Dustbuster
Ha!
me
Well they are kinda funny today!
Dustbuster
You are kinda funny
me
I try sometimes
Niiice jay
So shy and I went to the market jiggety jog
But I stopped at sonic for a lemon berry cream slush
And as im backing out....I look over and that dog was trying to stick her tongue in my cup for some cool whip!
Dustbuster
Did she drink it all?
me
I said what do you think you are doing you loony toon!?!?!?
2:09 PM
me
No I scooped out some cool whip for her but she wasn't getting my slush
2:10 PM
me
I don't get that negative goatee on bogged. boggs
2:14 PM

me
Tag. You're it.
Dustbuster
You would look funny with one
2:16 PM
me
I already have a negative goatee basically
Dustbuster
Sociopolitical...i don't get it
me
Im not political at all
Dustbuster
Oh
me
Nice base hit
Dustbuster
Ur a base hit
2:22 PM
me
So when we went to M's wedding , and met his wife, she said we should go to KC and hang out...then she said maybe a ball game....
I said....i'll only go in my cardinals shirt.
She said...ok i'll wear mine too!
And then we high dived about it :)
Well. Highfived
Dustin
AhahAa
ahaaahaaaa
from the top board no doubt
me
I haven't jumped off the high dive in a loooong time
Dustin
Me too
I'd like to
me
Banana that pitchers reaction! He just
Stomped around. I love it
Dustin
Ahaha
I can't see
me
Who poked your eye out?
2:26 PM
me
Did you vote for allstate the other day? I got an email and I voted my 25 slotted times.
Uh. Allstars
And alloted
2:33 PM
me
I tell you. Skip must have the weekend off from his game throwing 
Dustbuster
HE HELPED WIN THE WORLD SERIES
me
He was paid to help win
If he throws all the games then every one would be on to him and know he was getting paid under the table by the mafia 
So he only throws some games
Dustbuster
hangs head
2:36 PM
me
That's how he gets all this money on the side....so he can afford all those 'oblique dr visits' which I think is code for 'trips to jamaica'
2:37 PM
Dustbuster
You live in a strange fantasy world
2:41 PM
me
Listening to yadi talkis absolutely fascinating
They just interviewed him and they asked something or other
And he said
"Well we habing fun, and when we habing fun we do guuud and so das what we do we juss habing fun..."
 But he really looks like he wants to say, "leeb me alone I need to sower, I smeeel"

Dustbuster
Ahah so is furcal
He's number. 5
Indium not trying to compare him to pujols
I'm saying he's better than #1
#.5
me
well i still dunno what you say
Dustbuster
Taxi is #1
me
Actually yadi is #4
He's the best. I already told you this long ago. He is my fren.

2:53 PM
Yu no tush me.











Thursday

Now here's a little ditty about my technologically dependent life.

I am the worst at losing things, I mean the WORST.  Like that one time I lost my drink and couldn't remember where I put it, but it was right in there on the counter where I left it?  Okay, that happens all the time.  Or when I misplaced that belt, only to give up and find it in a suitcase a couple months later?  Or when I lost my brown flip flops and never found them so I gave up and bought a new pair, only to find that they had been shoved under the bookcase two weeks later?  Or oh, how about that time I lost my iPod and thought I had mistakenly knocked it off my desk into the trash and dumped it, only to find it 4 months later outside sitting on top of  the gutter recently revealed thanks to a rainstorm moving the leaves off of it and it had sat through snow and rain and still worked? I put my phone down where I shouldn't and need to have someone call me, just to find it in the couch cushions.

Saturday

Me and my car concerts...

So here I was, driving all over the great state of Missouri because it was the night to pick up the chirren.  Okay, I can't call them chirren anymore.  The teenagers, EXCUUUUUSE ME!  We have quite a long drive so we usually have lots to talk about and catch up on and in between times, we sing.  They enjoy the car concerts right along with me.  I helped raise them right.

We like to skip songs we don't care to sing to and belt it out to the ones we do. It's our thing, back off okay?  The thing you gotta know is, I keep lots of "classics" on the ipod.  Things like LIVE, Bob Marley, Pearl Jam, Natalie Merchant, etc.  I like my songs diverse.  The next  thing you gotta know is, I CAN NOT, will not ever change it from Bohemian Rhapsody.  It's like the world stops and I force them to listen to it.  The first time I made them listen to the song they said I was weird and laughed violently at my  "Bismilah! NOOO! We will not let you go! LEMME GO! NO NO NEVER NEVER NEVER NO NO NO!"  These days, they know it word for word and sing right along with me.  I threatened to never buy them candy again til they learned the words.