I am the worst at losing things, I mean the WORST. Like that one time I lost my drink and couldn't remember where I put it, but it was right in there on the counter where I left it? Okay, that happens all the time. Or when I misplaced that belt, only to give up and find it in a suitcase a couple months later? Or when I lost my brown flip flops and never found them so I gave up and bought a new pair, only to find that they had been shoved under the bookcase two weeks later? Or oh, how about that time I lost my iPod and thought I had mistakenly knocked it off my desk into the trash and dumped it, only to find it 4 months later outside sitting on top of the gutter recently revealed thanks to a rainstorm moving the leaves off of it and it had sat through snow and rain and still worked? I put my phone down where I shouldn't and need to have someone call me, just to find it in the couch cushions.