Analyze that!

Am I the only one that has absolutely insane crazy dreams?  Prolly not.  Am I the only one who doesn't want to wake up because I want to know what happens next?  Maybe so.  A little insight on my dreams:

I was rafting down the Amazon River on a nicely fashioned log paddle boat with some of my friends, you may know some of them.  Rick, Darryl, Carol, Maggie, Glen...we were just rafting for a chuckle it seemed.  You know, get away from the stress of dealing with zombies.  Speaking of zombies, they were lining the riverbank smelling us because some of them *points* hadn't showered in like 3 weeks, and well...when the dead can smell you and turn away, its either because you're covered in zombie slime or you need a shower.  Good thing there's that thing called the Amazon River.  People were swimming and washing up in the river, which I didn't think was such a great idea.  I'd heard things about "magic" and people looking for "the source" and not getting out of there easily.  What is this, the island?  What's worse, that crazy magic or the zombies?  Hmm.   Seems like the magic was on break while people were washing their pits so, okay.  Man, zombies are relentless.  They were following us along the river bank, snarling and well, being gross as usual.  They were really starting to pile up.  By then everyone else was back on the raft sunbathing, and commenting on this pile up and what a nightmare that's gonna be at the end of the trek when we have to get off the boat.  Zombies can't swim, so why not just drop anchor th--wait! Oh look! A waterfall! Ideabulb!!!  We should run these zombies to the edge of the waterfall and watch them fall over the edge! Fun times!  So we did.  We dropped anchor so close to the falls that you could literally look over the edge of the boat and see the 70 foot drop down.  Somebody better fashion a bit of railing if we are staying here!  And we better hope that anchor stays.  Zombies are so dumb.  They just piled up until they fell over the edge on both sides.  Have a fun trip ya'll!  There they were at the base of the waterfall, mangled and broken even worse than before but unless their brains were squished, they were still alive down there.  Flopping like fish our of water and floating down the rest of the river, getting attacked by piranhas.  Comedy! All the sudden our boat started to slip.  We are gonna fall down the waterfall and IF we make it, we are gonna get eaten by zombie heads! Ack..what to do? 

Do you ever have a dream you wake from and so desperately want to finish it so you squeeze your eyes shut and will your body to keep thinking "what's next?" and try your hardest to go back to sleep? I do all.the.time.  

Not to worry folks, I did in fact fall back asleep.  However, I didn't get back to THAT dream....

It was a mix of vampire diaries, wizard of Oz, and alien...maybe the show V.  I was stuck in the middle of this   massive alien ship hovercrafting all over the USA.  How did I get there? I don't know! I just did.  But, I was like some super secret spy or something (alliteration!) because no one, I mean, NO ONE could see me.  Which was pretty awesome because the day-glo madness was happening all around me and I just wanted to watch.   This great and powerful whoever...let's just call him Oz...was stealing vampire eggs!  I know what you're thinking, I was too.  THAT JERK!  Okay, and maybe, 'wait a minute, when did vampires start laying eggs?  Are we sure they aren't just alligators or something?'  I'm watching this guy steal eggs left and right and how the vampires didn't know their eggs were being stolen right out from under them was beyond me.  Oz would place these eggs into cutouts into this giant purple milk carton.  It was glowing and really kinda pretty so I of course "oooh'd" when I saw it.  Once Oz had stolen like 35 eggs, he pressed some button.  Oh.My.LANTA. The eggs turned into purple glitter snowflakes and floated about the ships atrium! I clapped and clapped like a fool because it was so cool!   But one lonely vampire didn't think it so cool, she was trying to attack the great and powerful and redeem these glitter snowflakes to take back to her people.  Big mistake little vamp.  The great and powerful has an entire army of womenfolk flopping through the ship (was the floor made of a giant trampoline?) in their neon pink, yellow, green, and orange outfits.  They looked like stretchy spandex sarongs, wrapped strategically around their parts but these were not petite women if you catch my drift.  They were WARRIORS!  Warriors prancing in neon, jumping on trampoline floor, but still! You don't mess with these ladies.  They were sent to ATTACK the vampires, and not just by knocking them out with their flopping bosoms.  They shot day-glo lasers at the vampires OUT OF THEIR EYES! ALIENS!  OMG ALIENS ARE FIGHTING VAMPIRES! The other vampires caught wind of them and came out in full battle mode.   Does alien blood smell good?  *flails hands* Who will win this epic battle?  Venomous blood sucking fangs, or laser eyes and knockout boobs?  Well, I don't know the answers because I WOKE UP!

I mean, I really wanted to know who would win.  I don't think I've seen that type of movie...aliens fighting vampires?  That would be interesting. Is alien blood poison to vampires? Do aliens even really bleed?  Why would vampires hatch eggs, what are we chickens?!?

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