Since I just ordered a new pair and I am violently stalking my tracking order, I want to talk about my most favorite workout shoes I have ever owned. I am doing Insanity right now, and need some fresh footiewear.
|They exude magical unicorn happy tears.|
I found a pair at Amazon, this pair in the picture, pleading with me to buy them from the giant Amazon warehouse and save them from the Forklifts of Doom. I read review after review. Some Diva complained that the shoes DIDN'T tone your legs like Reebok claims. She probably put them on and hoped for some magic spell. Some Abuser said the airpods at the bottom would pop and ruin. Some Cranky Weather-intolerant Whino said the mesh was see-thru and cold and you could see your sock lines. Uh duh, wear white socks. Some Librarian said they squeaked when you walked. Most reviews were good. They were comfortable shoes and good for running. And cute! I was skeptical about a shoe's ability to tone up flabby thighs and butt. C'mon, I have been around long enough to know that certain things just don't magically work. *points to Kim K's "quick trim" and shakes head* Despite that, I said "Okay you little pair of shoes. Get on the UPS truck to my house now." and ordered them up.